Bag O Crap

Current stock: 0

#MyWazoo

Description

WHATS IN IT?

Ha! It would be far too easy if we told you. This is a full on surprise! Like taking chances? Give it a shot! 

ARE THEY ALL THE SAME?
Absolutely not! Your Crap will never be the same as someone else's Crap.  Each one is unique.

DOES IT STINK?
Not unless we fill it with someone else's products. 

WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?
That's up to you!  Tear it apart to salvage components, play with the goodies inside, or throw it in the trash.  I don't care! Just share a picture of your Wazoo Crap so we know what happened to it!  #MyWazoo

BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT'S INSIDE?
Fine! What we can tell you is that it can contain any sort of products that didn't pass quality standards, prototypes that are just collecting dust, or even some full on 100% retail ready products that we have surplus inventory of.  

MORE QUESTIONS?
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Reviews

Reviews (67)

Jerimiah Nov 23rd 2017

Love it!!!

This bag of crap is an amazing idea and the value of it was perfect, I got the mountaineer bracelet that I always wanted! (It is too small for my wrist but it's perfect to just hook on my pack) I also got the dog collar, some duct tape, and a tube of fishing line. I am very happy with this purchase to say the least, it exceeded its value with the bracelet alone. Keep up the great work guys!

Steve Nov 16th 2017

Cool idea...just got unlucky I guess?

So the blind bag of survival stuff/parts is a cool idea. My daughters love the blind bag toys they get from time to time and I thought it would be fun myself. A little disappointed on this one though. I backed the Cache belt and wouldn't you know my luck I got a XXL paracord belt in the bog o crap. It doesn't fit me but I kind of don't need it because I plan on wearing a cache belt. Oh well bad luck but i will find something to do with this belt. I got a DIY Ranger Bead Counter which is awesome! other than that the thrown in buckles and cord, twine, leather, remnants are not even long enough to craft anything out of. Kind of a big disappointment.

Specs

Specs

Contents:
100% Crap
NOTE:
The key to happiness is low expectations
Made In USA:
Hand-crap-ted in Texas
Warranty:
You really expect a warranty on something that's called Crap?