WHATS IN IT?
Ha! It would be far too easy if we told you. This is a full on surprise! Like taking chances? Give it a shot!
ARE THEY ALL THE SAME?
Absolutely not! Your Crap will never be the same as someone else's Crap. Each one is unique.
DOES IT STINK?
Not unless we fill it with someone else's products.
WHAT DO I DO WITH IT?
That's up to you! Tear it apart to salvage components, play with the goodies inside, or throw it in the trash. I don't care! Just share a picture of your Wazoo Crap so we know what happened to it! #MyWazoo
BUT SERIOUSLY WHAT'S INSIDE?
Fine! What we can tell you is that it can contain any sort of products that didn't pass quality standards, prototypes that are just collecting dust, or even some full on 100% retail ready products that we have surplus inventory of.
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