Not only does it keep your drink cold, but it comes decked out with a helpful survival tip, and a hidden Fresnel Lens in the pocket!
WHY DO I NEED ONE OF THESE?
Because it's the coolest Koozie ever made. Whether you want to burn ants, start a camp fire, or just magnify some hard to read text, the fresnel lens will be there when you need it. Keep misplacing your ID or credit card, but always seem to know exactly where your drink is? Just put your goodies in the pocket and they'll never wander off again.
DOES IT MAKE ME INVINCIBLE?
No, but if you add some Survival Core Tubes, F.A.T. Packets, and Firesteel to the pocket, you'd give MacGyver a run for his money.