Not only can it keep your drink cold or act as a stash pouch, but it can quick-deploy an outrageous amount of paracord in a matter of seconds, start fires, and signal for rescue!
WHY DO I NEED A PARACORD KOOZIE? Because it's the coolest ever made. Not only does it have cordage, it also comes with a whistle, firesteel and ceramic striker. Whether you need a fire for warmth, a whistle to get someone's attention, or tons of cordage for improvising a litter to carry out an injured friend, this thing can save your Hide! In addition to micro survival tools in an everyday carry pouch, the paracord helps absorb condensation. Every tool has multi-functions if you use your most powerful tool, but we will give you some starters - this bag doubles as a survival kit pouch or tool holster.
HOW MUCH PARACORD IS IN IT? Small - 90 feet Large - 125 feet
DOES IT MAKE ME INVINCIBLE? No, but it adds a thick protective skin to just about any bottle, making it nearly indestructible!
Of outdoing every competitors product. What you as a company are doing is smashing the idea of what EDC is supposed to be and you are reinventing the game. Love this product. Just ordered my second one. Will it hold a 40 oz container, yes. Will it start a fire, yes, does it protect my container, yes and does it crush the competition absolutely!!! Oh yeah looks awesome while doing it. Thanks guys keep making the gear I'll keep buying.
JasonMay 22nd 2018
So far so good.
I was really skeptical of this pouch when I first took it out of the box. It didn't seem to fit my 32oz Nalgene at all. So I came to the site and found a review where the guy fit a 40oz Kleen Kanteen. Well if he could do it so could! After a whole lot of pushing and shoving, PRESTO! We have a winner! I work on an airfield and we are not allowed any metal containers, nor can we carry a backpack, and with the NM summer almost here this pouch s going to be great hanging from a belt loop.
OlivierJan 27th 2017
Great customer service
JimbeauxOct 22nd 2016
Another multi-function product from Wazoo Survival
Great Koozie with emergency supplies too boot. Had to get both sizes for bottles/cans an large bottles. Another great product from Wazoo Survival. Keep innovating guys.
DouglassJul 1st 2016
Fits a cold can perfectly
MikeApr 17th 2016
Pouch is very well constructed and is making an excellent fire kit!
BirddogApr 4th 2016
KevinJan 7th 2016
I purchased this item very skeptical at first. Not because I was worried of the quality of the craftsmanship from these guys, because I own many Wazoo products. But because they advertise it to fit a 32 oz. Nalgene bottle and I have a 40 oz. Klean Kanteen single walled steel bottle. I was nervous as to if it would fit or not. Luckily however with just a second or too of some really tight squeezing pushes I fit on perfectly and there is only an inch and a half of the bottle sticking out! (Not including the cap that has a loop for carabiner connection) Now the reason I decided on a Wazoo Koozie is because of the obvious. It's not just another average one trick pony koozie, this baby will help to actually save your Wazoo! And because I take my Kanteen everywhere I go. And if you own a single walled steel bottle, you know as well as I do the annoyance of how badly they sweat! I mean literally water everywhere, it would even fill up my cup holder or make a puddle on my desk if it was there long enough of drip all over me when drinking. I purchased the large neon orange Kooziewhich has 125 ft of rope which is quite a lot and the seven inner strands means you will be able to make multiple structural lashongs or tool bindings in case you are lost or abandoned somewhere. The ceramic striker is tucked in and the ferro rod and whistle make it look like a normal every day tie so unless you say something or someone know about Wazoo, it looks like a really BA hand woven Koozie! Oh, and did I mention I haven't had any sweating problems since I've had it!?! (And I'm not too certain but I definitely think it helps insulate my Kanteen as I feel it stays colder longer now too! And it also helps protect my Kanteen from scratches scuffs and dents when I drop it as well!) Thankfully so far I haven't had to unravel it but if the need arises, I know my Wazoo will be saved!
Matt H.Aug 31st 2015
I bought the small hide as a birthday present for my wife. She absolutely loves it. When Roxanne heard that it was A birthday present, she wrote a happy birthday note on my order ticket. Not only do they carry high-quality products, but they are very personable and professional.
~90ft in Small size ~125ft in Large - Type III Commercial Grade 550 Paracord - 100% nylon - 7 inner strands made of 2 twisted yarns each - Sheath made of 32 yarns - Made in USA
Diameter 0.3" (8mm) - Length 1" (25mm) - Chamfered edges - Ferrocerium material can be scraped slowly to produce flammable shavings or scraped quickly to throw sparks - Shavings burn at 5,500F (3,000C) - Works even when wet
ITW Nexus AeroWave - Pealess design - Volume ~100 dB
Cinch cord around top - ~18" in Small ~24" in Large - 7 inner strands of twisted nylon - Red inner strand of tinder - Made in USA