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WAZOMBIE!™ Paracord Zombie Keychain

$50.00
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    ZOM-KC
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    Product Description

    WHAT IS THIS THING?
    It's a WAZOMBIE! (Sold individually)

    Hand-sculpted to the exact likeness of an undead head, the pewter zombie face is deadly accurate down to the salivating mouth and swollen bloodshot eyes. Torso and remaining nubby limbs are putrid green and pockmarked with one-of-a-kind zombie wounds revealing scabby lifeless red tissue below.

    Postmortem effects of rigor mortis can be enjoyed with bendable arms and legs to pose your zombie in endlessly entertaining postions. Magnetic hands and feet allows your zombie the dexterity to climb, hang, and hold objects. Every zombie comes with an individual limited-edition numbered striker name plate.

    WHY DO I NEED ONE?
    In case you find yourself in a zombie apocalypse or if you feel the need to have all things zombie! It's also fun for wasting time at work and comes complete with some useful zombie survival items just in case. Fun and functional!

    DOES IT MAKE ME INVINCIBLE?
    No! But it will help you set up zombie trip lines to slow the zombies if they should breach your perimeter. You'll have a fire starter to deal with the bodies afterwards too.

    ***WARNING***
    Keep strong magnets away from pacemakers!!!! Strong magnets may interfere or erase certain electronic devices and credit cards. Avoid prolonged exposure to strong magnetic fields.

    I'm a huge fan of Wazoo Survival Gear owning several survival bands. I was cruising the website when I came across these WAZOMBIES. While they are a bit expensive at $50 each, the fun and entertainment you get is priceless. I purchased one for my daughter but after it arrived I just had to keep it; yes I ordered another for her. They are well made and mine hangs on the mirror in my jeep. I got the Zombie Mask skull and I get a laugh everything I look at it.

  • "I also wear it everyday..."

    Posted by Jason B.

    I also wear it everyday....zombie key chain too

  • Special.

    Posted by Herb Montes/Fu Tianyi

    I love Wazombie #308 which is luckily a very special number. I love the Wazombie it self as well, it is expertly hand crafted and just learned how to stand on its own!

  • Can't Get Enough

    Posted by Matthew L.

    I LOVE my WAZOMBIES! I have bought 3 so far. One for myself and 2 as gifts. People see my wazombie on my keys and always ask me where I got mine and I tell them Wazoo Survival Gear!

  • So cool!

    Posted by Thanasi P

    This is the best zombie survival kit I've ever seen its so cool

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