WAZOMBIE!™ Paracord Zombie Keychain

$50.00
Zombie Style
Current stock: 0

#MyWazoo

Description

WHAT IS THIS THING?
It's a WAZOMBIE! (Sold individually)

Hand-sculpted to the exact likeness of an undead head, the pewter zombie face is deadly accurate down to the salivating mouth and swollen bloodshot eyes. Torso and remaining nubby limbs are putrid green and pockmarked with one-of-a-kind zombie wounds revealing scabby lifeless red tissue below.

Postmortem effects of rigor mortis can be enjoyed with bendable arms and legs to pose your zombie in endlessly entertaining postions. Magnetic hands and feet allows your zombie the dexterity to climb, hang, and hold objects. Every zombie comes with an individual limited-edition numbered striker name plate.

WHY DO I NEED ONE?
In case you find yourself in a zombie apocalypse or if you feel the need to have all things zombie! It's also fun for wasting time at work and comes complete with some useful zombie survival items just in case. Fun and functional!

DOES IT MAKE ME INVINCIBLE?
No! But it will help you set up zombie trip lines to slow the zombies if they should breach your perimeter. You'll have a fire starter to deal with the bodies afterwards too.

***WARNING***
Keep strong magnets away from pacemakers!!!! Strong magnets may interfere or erase certain electronic devices and credit cards. Avoid prolonged exposure to strong magnetic fields.

Reviews

Reviews (8)

J.Guinn Jun 9th 2016

WaZombie

It is a WaZombie, what more you you ask ? Great construction, and product. You cant beat the customer service either.

Flint and Steel Survival Jun 7th 2016

Pretty Cool

Really fun concept and a conversation piece! Unique ID tag is a nice touch as well!

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