Zombie Crew T-Shirt Tri-Blend

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Description

 


Join the Wazoo Zombie Crew!

The Zombie Crew Shirt was designed to be a shirt ready for any adventure, but especially the apocalypse! Not only does it signal to potential allies that you're a survivor that can be counted on when disaster strikes, but it's super comfortable and performance-ready for everyday wear. The fabric is a tri-blend of 50% cotton, 25% polyester, and 25% rayon. The lower cotton content means it has the properties to both wick moisture from the skin to stave off that clammy feeling 100% cotton shirts are notorious for and also keep you cool on sweltering zombie-slaying days.

FRONT

"THE HARDEST PART OF THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WILL BE TRYING TO CONTAIN MY EXCITEMENT"

BACK

"WAZOO ZOMBIE CREW"

machete and crowbar crest 

LEFT SLEEVE

bloody zombie handprint

INSIDE PRINTED TAG

"IF BITTEN, REMOVE BODY PARTS ABOVE THIS LINE"

recycle zombies graphic

Will it stop bullets or virus-laden bites?


No, but it does make you look and feel way cooler! This tri-blend material (50% Polyester/25% Cotton/25% Rayon) is lightweight, breathable, and wicks like crazy! It is quick drying and super packable making it perfect for backpacking, hiking, fighting Zombies, rescuing friends, and any other outdoor activities.

Do you want your loved one's to get eaten alive?

Didn't think so! The zombie apocalypse won't be much fun if you're alone. There's only one surefire way to assure your friends or family will be standing beside you fighting the hoards... gift them this shirt! Research has shown that 100% of wearers of this Zombie Crew Shirt have received 0 bites from zombies. Can't beat that stat with a stick... or a baseball bat covered in barbed-wire!

Reviews

Reviews (2)

Alexander Vega Jul 7th 2018

Zombie T-shirt

Only problem with the shirt is that I should have ordered two.

Eric Spalding Aug 10th 2017

Zombie Shirt

So Soft and so popular with everyone who has seen it...I will sure recommend it for that fact it feels great against my skin...THANKS WAZOO

Specs

Specs

Printing:
Super soft vintage ink process
Material:
50% Polyester - 25% Cotton - 25% Rayon
Warranty:
Worry Less Lifetime Warranty